Uninspired, Unimpressed, Unimaginaative

alwayswithharry:

Goodbye, Harry.

NOPE

NO. NOT TODAY.
I CAN’T DO THIS TODAY. I’VE GOT THINGS TO DO…I’VE GOT TO WALK THE…CAR.
I DON’T HAVE SPACE IN THE SCHEDULE TODAY TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD.

(Source: feltclffe, via contentsofpage394)

whatshouldwecallme:

(via renardcapricieux)

Your mind is now blown. Just like mine.

Now let’s go indulge in our vices together <3

(via alertamber)

LISA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE

(Source: insluted, via tonysironwoman)

this is a serious question how do you get a boy to like you when theres always someone better like why would anyone ever pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips this is literally my biggest concern in life i am a raisin 

there’s gonna be that one person out there who doesn’t like chocolate chips more than raisins, or is allergic to chocolate, and they’re gonna see that one raisin and think, thank god for that raisin.

TUMBLR BE MY THERAPIST/BEST FRIEND/STALKER/LOVER 4EVER, K?

(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway, via fantomistress)

destructs:

Jenny Holzer
Plaques

Beautiful in this weird ‘I’m glancing into an extraterrestrial thought’ kind of way.

(via year-of-glad)

americaninthedeerstalker:

th3dalton:

nicestrokepam:

this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.

My life perfectly right here.

You can’t be a fandom blog and just not reblog this…

Just…my life, you guys. This is all my life is.

(Source: amysucks, via tonysironwoman)

Everything has already been said but no one was listening so why not repeat it?
Jesus = love. If you are committing an act that has anything fueling it outside of love, you are not honoring Him in any way.

(Source: comfortablynum, via gay-men)

hippy-daze:

kripke-is-my-king:

hahry:

a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle

#washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT [via thecapn]

 

I do so appreciate historical humor.

Until I hit a joke that I don’t get and have to start getting haughty and snarky to hide my own intellectual self-esteem issues.

(Source: taccone, via tonysironwoman)

lalalalovely:

my master ship list (no order) » tony and maxxie, skins

“I’ll give you head. That’s friendship!”

Let’s be real: Tony TRYING to be gay with Maxxie (and failing so hard) is basically one of my favorite things ever about this show.